I just drew my eyebrows on for the first time, and while they are as natural as they can look for green eyebrows, it is REALLY WEIRD to be able to see my face with visible eyebrows.

Pretty sure I only need em for when I wear eyeliner.

So on the 25th we got this Halloween show with optional costumes and so I bought a “sexy astronaut” costume and it’s the fucking most ridiculous thing ever. Ain’t no way in hell anybody going to space in a tight spandex jumpsuit with shorts.

When people ask what I’m supposed to be, I’m gonna tell them I’m the most under-equipped astronaut in the history of NASA.